Office lady #1 talking about the Shred-it company: They need to come more often.
Office lady #2: Don’t we all.

Court International
Overheard by ummmm.

Burly maintenance man in my apartment while I’m asleep #1: Yeah, so how about Jenny’s boobs?
Burly maintenance man in my apartment while I’m asleep #2: Jenny’s boobs? Yeah… I really miss those things.

Portland Avenue, St. Paul
Overheard by Trying to sleep through titty talk.

20-something mother to her mother: You know Jesus wants us to have these lamps, because there’s only two left!

downtown target
Overheard by pretty sure jesus doesn’t care.

Guy #1: *staring out window* See, the only reason why I invented roads was so that cars would have something to drive on.
Guy #2: You didn’t do that!
Guy #1: I did! *points to street* I mean look at it, doesn’t it make sense?

Bar Nicollet
Overheard by in the presence of gods.

Healthy Dude: Is all your food frozen?
Cafeteria Lady: Well… it’s nice and warm now!

Hopkins Wes Junior High Cafeteria
Overheard by i like hot food, too.

Older Female Bank Employee on Phone: They probably won’t care that it was a keying error, they’ll likely just say ‘tough crunchies’.

TCF Bank, Maplewood
Overheard by I don’t think anyone saying that is likely.