Two people talking about their WoW weekend: No, there are no unicorns in World of Warcraft, they are mythical creatures.

Downtown Minneapolis skyscraper

Ebullient coworker: Coooookies… it’s time to buy coooookies… Seriously, what are “Charlotte Cremes”? Gross.

Cube farm, City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Ebullient coworker: I was going to do it in one foul swoop once Dave* and you were in Access.

Cube farm, City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal.

Disheveled man, mumbling to self while chowing on some nachos: African-American cocksucker. (a little later) Fake boobs, fake boobs.

Northstar Bldg, Tables in front of the Walkin’ Dog
Overheard by Person who works in the notoriously profane 225 S. 6th St. Building.

Movie patron: Everyone in that theater just had a nerdgasm.

AMC Arbor Lakes after Cloverfield
Overheard by Not a nerd.

Strange looking guy, sitting at a booth with a bunch of his friends: …and then she was like, ‘I think you should die.’

Cheesecake Factory, Edina
Overheard by ummm, I don’t think I’d tell people about that.

Pre-teen boy to his mom: I don’t want a box of cereal. I want a puppy.

Target cereal aisle
Overheard by lucky charms.