Blah Office/Bureaucrat type: It’s really cold out there.
Mail Guy: It’s cold enough to freeze a monkey.

Anoka County Courthouse
Overheard by Exactly what are your job responsibilities?

Woman in checkout line: Just because there is no genital touching doesn’t mean that dirty texting isn’t sex.
Her friend: Shhhhhh.
Woman in checkout line: Just because your fingernails aren’t dirty…
Her friend: SHUT UP. We can talk about this once we get outside.

nordeast lunds
Overheard by if you think that’s sex, i hope you weren’t planning on an orgasm.

Blond girl: Oh my god. I’m going to kill that bitch. And then I’m going to skin her alive.

Hennepin and Lake
Overheard by Amusée.

Excited and precocious 4-year old girl to bride: Where’s your husband?
Bride (indicating husband): Right over there.
Precocious 4-year old girl (seemingly disappointed): Oh.

Chanhassen Country (not Inn &) Suites
Overheard by Kids say the darndest things.

Male #1: So wait, you’re a stripper?
Male #2: No man, I stopped drinking.

Lake & James

Guy yelling into cell phone: You know there ain’t no one else. All them other bitches, I don’t talk to them any more. I don’t want no other bitches, just you. I’m with you all the motherfuckin’ time. I ain’t got time to be with no other bitches. Why we gotta fight? Why can’t we just be cool? Come on, baby.

Light rail train all the way from the 46th Street station to the Warehouse District.
Overheard by someone who’s glad to see that romance isn’t dead.

Ditsy Blonde Girl (to teacher): There’s no back to this sheet of paper!
Teacher: Turn it around.
Ditsy Blonde Girl: Ohhhh…

PLHS
Overheard by wow… O_O.

Annoyingly Loud Cube Neighbor in Training: How do I use it?
Annoyingly Loud Cube Neighbor: Just stick it in the hole!

694 and 94, Woodbury
Overheard by I hope she’s not referring to her gerbils again.

Antique Store Employee: I hear little voices.

Antiques Minnesota in Burnsville
Overheard by I hear them too.