My Neighbor: Honey, don’t worry. I’ll put it wherever you want tonight!

Somewhere on Blaisdell Ave
Overheard by Me.

Annoyingly Loud Cube Neighbor: Hashish? Hashish!

694 and 94, Woodbury
Overheard by So that’s what she’s smoking.

Female Recruiter: I need to find a place of my own. My roommate brings home a new guy every night!
Male Recruiter: Really? Here, give her my card… just in case she needs help in her job search.

Park Place West
Overheard by thats what i call a hot lead.

Cocky Airline Representative: Alright, folks, it’s 20 below outside, so we’re gonna need you to board when and only when your row numbers are called. We don’t want people to freeze in the jet way. And please–don’t lick any metal in there. Your tongue WILL stick, and it will not be fun. Even if it looks tasty.

MSP International
Overheard by missed the first flight, just get me the fuck out of here.