Thugette (after talking about how a friend was fittin’ to murder someone): Yeah, she and her mother swear to an old-school killin’.

16 to St. Paul, 26th and University
Overheard by ORLY.

Ebullient Coworker: I really wonder what it would be like to actually be inside a burrito.

Cube farm, City Center
Overheard by sxoidmal.

U of M freshman girl #1: Look, there’s Evenstar. It’s a witchcraft store.
U of M freshman girl #2: [doubtful] Is it really a witchcraft store?
U of M freshman girl #1: It is! See the Pentecostal in the window?

#16 bus, Unversity and Raymond

Confused student struggling through a test: Wait… is iced tea considered a vegetable?

Minnetonka
Overheard by his bewildered teacher.

Teen girl: I want to just run into this wall and get it over with!

Burnsville High School
Overheard by That will only delay the inevitable.