Ditzy girlfriend: I think the only people who should have bellybutton rings are skinny people… does that make me racist?

U dorms
Overheard by Ditzy girlfriend’s boyfriend’s roommate.

Moderately drunk hipster to fellow hipsters: Don’t get me wrong, tits are great.

Sweeney’s Back Room
Overheard by I agree whole heartedly.

Pretty blonde making a disgusted face: I hate people smell.
Suburban mom with family: I knew I should’ve brought my trail mix

In the crowded skyway after the Timberwolves Game on Jan. 23.
Overheard by Don’t they serve food at the game?

Sophomore girl: My earballs hurt!
Sophomore boy: What? You don’t have…
Sophomore girl: You know, you have eyeballs, so my earballs hurt.
Sophomore boy: Whatever.

Robbinsdale Cooper High School History Class
Overheard by Not a nerd.

Cell phone talker/ grocery shopper: Our families are so crazy, they should get together for a potluck…

Lunds 50th Street
Overheard by Wonder what would happen.

Dude: AHHHH!!! My ear! Your earbud short-circuited in my EAR!
Chick: The right one? Note to self: don’t use right earbud.

HHS
Overheard by passerby.