Professor: Visually, the median splits the area of the graph in two.
Probably a freshman: Into what?

Carlson School of Management, sadly
Overheard by Dik.

Man to kid: The Vulcans come from Hades; they work for the devil.

Winter Carnival at State Fairgrounds Snow Sculptures
Overheard by So that’s how they got the funding!

Pre-teen boy to bratty teenage older sister: Why don’t you accept her?
Bratty teenage sister: You wanna know why I can’t accept her?
Pre-teen boy: Yeah. Why don’t you accept her?
Bratty teenage sister (getting angry): I’ll tell you why I won’t accept her. She denied me first! Then erased her profile! And that’s why I’m not accepting that bitch because she denied me first!

random taco house on the west side
Overheard by Myspace isnt for everyone.

Woman: Wow! You can see the whole city from here.

The Skyway over Hennepin Ave
Overheard by … If by city you mean part of Hennepin Ave, then yes.