Civics teacher: Does anyone know who fought in the Hundred Years War?
Super smart kid: OOOH! France and England.
Civics teacher: That’s right.
Dumb girl: (raises her hand) Wait… that doesn’t make any sense. (aside to friend) Isn’t France in England?

Jefferson High School (Bloomington)
Overheard by Appalled honors student.

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