Attention Target Shoplifters: Stay Classy!
Target employee #1 talking to fellow Target employee with curly blonde hair: Yeah, some man tried to steal a pair of headphones and cut his wrist in the process so now this blood is everywhere!
Target employee with curly blonde hair: Wow, way to fail. What idiot needs a razor blade to open headphones? They’re packaged as lightly as light bulbs.
Target employee #1: Yeah, and we found him hiding in the bathroom. Apparently he didn’t realize that the trail of blood he was leaving throughout the store would actually lead to him.
Target employee with curly blonde hair: You do realize that this is exactly why WE’RE Targhetto and no one else is.
Target employee #1: You know someone’s going to have to guard this until it can be cleaned up.
Target employee with curly blonde hair: 1, 2, 3 not me!
Target Lake Street AKA Targhetto
Overheard by 4, 5, 6; guess you’re the *itch.
