Ghetto guy to ghetto girlfriend who is looking at panties: Girl, you better hurry up lookin’ at them draws’. Don’t get none with no fancy shit and designs and all that shit. We gots to GO.
Ghetto girl: But the only ones I be gettin’ are the boyshorts kind. The kind that covers yo’ ass.
Ghetto guy: No wonder yo’ ass neva hangs out ya draws’ no more.

Downtown Target
Overheard by Person who works in the infamously profane 225 South 6th St. building.

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