21st
January
2008
Don’t Forget To Wrap Your Phone Up
Woman in checkout line: Just because there is no genital touching doesn’t mean that dirty texting isn’t sex.
Her friend: Shhhhhh.
Woman in checkout line: Just because your fingernails aren’t dirty…
Her friend: SHUT UP. We can talk about this once we get outside.
nordeast lunds
Overheard by if you think that’s sex, i hope you weren’t planning on an orgasm.
