• First Time For Everything

    Sleazy Officeworker: Dude, I went to Barnes and Noble last night.
    Sleazy Officeworker’s Friend: What’s that?
    Sleazy Officeworker: What’s what?
    Sleazy Officeworker’s Friend: Barns or whatever?
    Sleazy Officeworker: It’s a bookstore. Tight as hell…
    Sleazy Officeworker’s Friend: YOU? Why?!
    Sleazy Officeworker: You know, like, to expand my mind ‘n’ shit.
    Sleazy Officeworker’s Friend: Oh, to learn shit?
    Sleazy Officeworker: Yeah, man. I walked through the whole store, man… (awkward pause) …never found anything I liked.
    Sleazy Officeworker’s Friend: You’re a real champion.
    Sleazy Officeworker: Yeah.

    Grimy Call Center, Eden Prairie
    Overheard by Me.

    01/04/2008 | tags: ,

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