Wannabe Black,yet Very Very White Girl to Assembled Coworkers on Smoke Break: Did ya’ll know that the stuff Natives smoke in their pipes is like, really illegal and in order to get it they have to apply with the government and prove that they are real Natives?
Assembled Co-Workers: Ooohhhh…
Wannabe Black,yet Very Very White Girl: Yaap, it is REALLY addictive so they gotta watch who has it.

Bill Collector’s Paradise-Eagan
Overheard by Amused/Offended actual native who knows that it is sweetgrass and tobacco (completely legal).

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