Cocky Airline Representative: Alright, folks, it’s 20 below outside, so we’re gonna need you to board when and only when your row numbers are called. We don’t want people to freeze in the jet way. And please–don’t lick any metal in there. Your tongue WILL stick, and it will not be fun. Even if it looks tasty.

MSP International
Overheard by missed the first flight, just get me the fuck out of here.

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