31st
January
2008
So Always Wear Your Pants!
Mom in a baby voice: Let’s zip up your coat. Do you want to know how cold it is?
3 year old: How?
Mom in a baby voice: So cold that if you don’t wear your mittens your fingernails will fall off.

Tunnel from Fairview University to parking ramp
Overheard by Scarring children for life.











