Morbidly obese Southerner catching his breath while exiting the stall: Whew… man! I’ll tell ya’.
Morbidly obese man’s friend washing his hands: What’s wrong, Bill?
Morbidly obese Southerner catching his breath while exiting the stall: I just murdered the toilet in there. I left breakfast and half my lunch!

Mall of America men’s restroom
Overheard by No More Fried Chicken for this Yankee.

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