Male Coworker #1 (reading the StarTrib): Ha! Look! Sven Sundgaard is going to tell us what he thinks makes a romantic date.
Male Coworker #2: What, is it showing people where he hides his pot of gold?

Eden Prairie Office Building

Giggly coworker: Bloody, but if you don’t mind the blood. I like the blood!

University Office Space
Overheard by CAN HAS CONTEXT PLS?

Office dweller: Are you still objecting to the spelling of the word alpaca?

Downtown
Overheard by JfA.

WASPY Girl: You wanna know why I won’t vote for Hillary Clinton? She wears yellow.

15 South 9th st
Overheard by Someone who doesn’t take color into consideration when selecting a candidate.

Middle-aged guy to friends: Oh that’s right, he took his son to the strip club… then the cops came.

Eagan cubeland
Overheard by not your mom.

High school teacher to student: Hey, John. You going to caucus tonight to be part of the democratic process?
John: No. I’m a Republican.

Eagan High School
Overheard by one child left behind.