Loud woman (to friend): No, she’s not Somalian, she’s just pregnant.

Skyway entrance to downtown Target
Overheard by uhhhh.

Guy #1: Wanna hear something funny?
Guy #2: Yeah!
Guy #1: Jenny’s in my class.
Guy #2: heh That is funny.
Guy #1: You wanna hear something funnier?
Guy #2: Yeah!
Guy #1: She’s a total crack-whore.

#6 Bus, University Ave.
Overheard by also thought it was funny.

Obnoxious senior who should really go to the alternative school: I HAVE A BABY THIS WEEKEND!
Freshman boy: Is she Jewish?

Roseville Area High School
Overheard by Oh, that would make her so much easier to care for…

20-something woman to friend: I was thinking of getting him a card for Valentine’s day, but what would I write in it? “I’m glad we’re having sex”?

Uptown Kowalski’s
Overheard by I would be.

Pretentious Dancer: Do you know where I got this big scar on my head? Through dedication to my art.

18G bus, Nicollet Mall
Overheard by Amy.

Girl #1 to Girl #2: You just look like that kind of animal. I look like a dolphin.

Bethel University
Overheard by I don’t look like any animal. I look like a human, thanks.

Young Caucus Goer Supporting Obama after waiting in line for over an hour: This is really exciting… in a boring sort of way.

6-4 Precinct/St. Stephens School
Overheard by obamaniac.

Loud man asking a question about a proposed resolution: I just don’t get it. Isn’t that against Capitalism?
Quiet man (answering politely): It may be, but Capitalism isn’t guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution.

DFL Caucus in Mpls
Overheard by LMAO.