Young gent to little gal: If you fart and burp at the same time, you’ll explode.

warming house at matthews park in Seward

College Girl: I read it.
College Guy: You didn’t read it. You just said you skimmed it. Skimming is not reading. Skimming is what you do to Shakespeare books.

Washington Ave Bridge

Young college dude to friend: Well yeah, but I think more people here have mustaches than in Maryland.

NE Lunds
Overheard by laughing quietly to herself.

Yoga instructor: It probably feels a little bit better when someone else does it to you than when you do it to yourself.
Class member (under their breath): Ain’t that the truth.

Yoga Center of MPLS
Overheard by well… it depends.

Customer (over the phone, speaking to her child that is in the room with her.): Is it on them or is the poop on you?

Usbank West Side Flats building, 5th floor.
Overheard by Just because you can’t see us, doesn’t mean we can’t hear you.

Obnoxious black girl: It’s VALENTINE’S tomorrow! I’m trying to… I ain’t try’na stay at home!

MOA
Overheard by okay!

Man wearing leather jacket: Did I tell you this coat isn’t as warm as the ski jacket? You zip that bitch up and it’s like the Arctic!

Nicollet Mall
Overheard by what??

Slightly insane looking woman with cross tattooed on her forehead, after using an inhaler: This shit’s better than a hit of weed!

18 bus
Overheard by I doubt that.

Scruffy looking guy shaking board game at passengers: Play some Monopoly, bitch!
Other man: Man, fuck Monopoly.
Scruffy looking guy: I’d play some Monopoly, but I gotta sell it. Five dollars!

Back seats of the 21 (westbound)
Overheard by Mr. Moneybags.