Frat boy #1: Dude! Did you by any cards for her?
Frat boy #2: What? Yeah.
Frat boy #1: Dude! So did I!
Frat boy #2: Well… she is hot.
Frat boy #3 (looking at keyboards): Like a pepper.
Frat boy #1: Yeah… like a pepper…
Frat boy #1 and #2 in unison: With BOOBS!
(Frat boy #3 grabs a keyboard, puts it in his basket, and leaves the isle with his head down)

Downtown Target
Overheard by WUT?

Man on the phone: Honey, Minnesota is in the midwest, right?

Mall of America
Overheard by oh dear lord.

Jock #1 to Jock #2 while walking: I’m sorry I had sex with you. I can’t remember it.

Hamline University
Overheard by I wonder who’s more sorry?

College Student to his friends while attempting to eat 20 mini burgers: Dude, I’m not going to yak just so you can put it on the internet.

Central Avenue White Castle
Overheard by A member of the Youtube generation.