Boyfriend: How do we get out?
Girlfriend: We just follow the exit signs.
Boyfriend: But I wanna get out NOW, not in an hour. How do we get out NOW??

IKEA
Overheard by So can relate.

A middle-aged woman and her 20-something son get into a public argument.
Friend of the 20-something son: What was that all about?
20-something son: Well, it all started when I was in eighth grade and I lost my dad’s snowpants.

Edina parkinglot
Overheard by That explains so little.

Restaurant hostess: So, are you folks from out of town?
Canadian diner: Yes, from Canada.
Restaurant hostess: Canada? Wow! We’ve had people from everywhere today. Canada… Winnipeg… Manitoba…

Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, Mall of America
Overheard by An impressive geographical range indeed.

One teen to another watching preview for 10,000 BC: What’s that movie?
Teen #2: 10,000 BK.
Teen #1: BK? What’s that mean?
Teen #2: You know, AD and BK. You know, for Before Christ.

Kerasotes Movie Theater, Block E
Overheard by Coco.

Old lady #1: Did you get your hearing back?
Old lady #2: Huh?
Old lady #1: DID YOU GET YOUR HEARING BACK?
Old lady #2 then just walks away

Hopkins senior center
Overheard by overheard perfection.

Manager Girl to Counter Guy: What’s up?
Counter Guy: A frat boy wants a keg.
Manager Girl: Where is he?
Counter Guy: I don’t know, but I’m sure he’s the most frat boy looking dude in here.

Zipp’s Liquor on Franklin
Overheard by Ed.