Twenty something guy: I want a beer that tastes really good, but I want to know that while I am drinking it I am also getting really fucked up at the same time.
Clerk: Um, Ok… Have you tried any of the Belgian Beers?

Surdyk’s Liquor Store
Overheard by Tellin it like it is.

Man on bus with no coat on a -30degree day: Wow, it’s cold.
Bus Driver: Where’s your coat man?
No coat guy: Coats are for sissies.
Bus Driver: Wow. Looks like you just got on the sissy bus.

6 bus going down Hennepin at 7:36am 02/20/08
Overheard by Anna.

Woman, during conversation about breast feeding and wet nurses: I mean, don’t those things leak? Wouldn’t you want someone to suck them dry?

Downtown
Overheard by JfA.

Post-College Twenty-Something Girl: I keep my pants on a lot more since college ended.

AMC Theater, Roseville
Overheard by Everyone in this theater is happy about that.

Drunk Girl fighting concert crowd: Hold on to me so you won’t lose me!
Drunk Guy following her: I won’t lose you, you’re a BIG ROUND person!

One Republic Concert, Myth Nightclub
Overheard by OneRepublic Fan.

Teenage boy in the Fetus section of Body Worlds: Who would do this to babies?

Science Museum
Overheard by …sensitive much?

Girl: So my psych test today? It was all from the lecture. It was so stupid. I readed all the chapter summaries and everything. How was I supposed to know I had to go to lecture too?

the dorms, u of mn
Overheard by did you just say readed?