One homeless guy to another: Give me a Klonopin! I’ll give you all the change I got!

Girard & Lagoon

Cell phone girl: Oh, ok… is this better? HELLO? Can you hear me? (turns to neighbor who was looking at her) You have a problem or something!?
Annoyed guy: Well, yeah… it’s kinda rude to be on a cell phone in a theater. Mind taking it into the lobby?
Cell phone girl: I’m not talking any louder than you are to your friend! It’s not rude if other people are talking!

Theater de la Jeune Lune
Overheard by WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! OTHER PEOPLE ARE TALKING!

A man talking to his friend about Cosmopolitan sex tips: If they have all that shit in the magazine, why don’t women ever do it?

CVS Midway
Overheard by the same male cashier.

Ditz: But there are, like, so many things you can’t do when you’re dead!

Hopkins High School
Overheard by …and why did you enroll in an AP class?

Middle aged father: I heard there’s a lot of people of Chai descent in southeast Asia.

Coffee shop 36th and Grand
Overheard by I’m sure his kid is going to be a genius.

Twenty Something girl #1: So, my little sister’s boyfriend got his driver’s license.
Twenty Something girl #2: Well, there goes their virginity!

Lund’s
Overheard by sadbecausethat’strue.

Mother [reading off of clip board]: Are you sexually active?
Angry Teenage Daughter: Define “active”. I mean I just lay there most of the time.
Mother: *stares at her daughter like she has spawned the devil*

Burnsville Family Physicians, Burnsville
Overheard by Oh Wow.

Teen #1: You should wear that on your trip!
Teen #2: No, we’re going to Alaska and everyone is, like, casual there.
Teen #1: Oh, really?
Teen #2: Yeah, they all wear flannel.
Teen #1: BOOOOORING!

Rosedale Macy’s Fitting Room
Overheard by Grunge isn’t dead, it’s in Anchorage.

Gangster Looking Guy talking on cell phone: Yo, you know who I just saw? Remember that girl you hit in the bathroom? Yeah I just saw that bitch.

38th Street Train Station
Overheard by The bathroom?

Large, cornrowed, blinged-out African-American gentleman talking on his cellphone: Yeah. I tried to make it to WalMart, but now I’m at the liquor store for my grandma.

Zipp’s Liquors

Teenage girl: I don’t get it. Pregnancy tests aren’t that expensive. They have them at, like, any dollar store.

Common Roots Cafe
Overheard by muffled laughter.

Old woman #1 to Old woman #2 & #3 [walking past underwear section]: Those are cute.
Old woman #2: I’ve seen postage stamps bigger than those underwear.

Target | The Quarry
Overheard by bEejAy.

College student #1: We’re going to Cooperstown, you know, the Baseball Hall of Fame.
College student #2: Really? All the way to Maine?
College student #1: Cooperstown isn’t in Maine dummy.
College student #2: No? Where is it then, smarty pants?
College student #1: It’s in Ohio, right next to the Football Hall of Fame.

Century College/White Bear Lake
Overheard by Virginia: you know Minnesota, next to the Hockey Hall of Fame!