Dude #1: So we’re going to Colorado. We should get hooked up with some girls, yo.
Dude #2: I could ask my friend Heather from Denver to get some girls together. Remember Heather?
Dude #1, 3 & 4: Uhhh– *silence*
Dude #2: Well, I’m sure she’s got some hot FRIENDS.

Coffee News, St. Paul on Grand Ave.
Overheard by Dudes, I’m telling Heather you said that.

Misguided vegetarian: Can I get a veggieburger with bacon?

U cafeteria
Overheard by What are we solving here?

Woman tucked away in a room, which is not her office, talking on the phone: …I wouldn’t have you under ‘Mark Hot and Sexy’ if you weren’t!

225 S. 6th Street, 12th floor
Overheard by I hope you didn’t bring any of your toys with you, too!

Guy #1 (to Asian friend): Wait, you’re Chinese? I never knew that.
Guy #2: Are you serious? You’ve known him since high school, and you didn’t know he was Chinese?
Guy #1: Well… I just always thought he was Asian.

Middlebrook Hall
Overheard by Seymour.

Man in tie on cell phone: Let me put it this way - if you have every kind of girl scout cookie lined up on the counter when I get there, we could be talkin’ business.

Minneapolis Grain Exchange Building
Overheard by Danielle.