Guy (to guy #2): You’re going to love this movie, man.
Ditz: Will I love it?
Guy: Uh… I don’t know. I hope so.
Ditz: Is it a romantic comedy? I like romantic comedies.
Guy: No. It’s not a romantic comedy.
Ditz: Is it like ‘Must Love Dogs’? I like ‘Must Love Dogs.’

Uptown Theater
Overheard by Friends don’t let friends bring their girlfriends.

Dude#1 on cell phone: Dude! Direct from rehab, how you doing? I work this weekend but we can party up at night. What? You can’t, how come?
Dude #2 listening nearby under his breath: Because he just got out of rehab?
Dude #1, still on cell phone: Oh, you’re still in rehab? Well, when you get out we’ll party up.

Posters On Board

4-year-old white girl: I’m from South Africa.
Her father: No, you were just conceived in South Africa. You were born here.

Target by Knollwood
Overheard by How could she remember that?