Older guy (pointing at Orpheum Theatre): They had that ice-skating chick there once!
Slightly younger guy: Halle Berry?
Older guy: Naw, it wasn’t her… the white chick!
Slightly younger guy: Jennifer Lopez?
Older guy: Naw… Dorothy Hamill! That’s who it was!

The #6 bus on Hennepin
Overheard by No wait, I think it’s Yao Ming!

Stylish 20-something on cell phone: Honey, even if he does have a big penis, he still should have bought you flowers…

some apartment on huron blvd, minneapolis
Overheard by not that picky.

Mother: You should put your boots back on.
Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
Mother: It’s against the law, you should put them back on.
Young girl: I don’t wanna wear ‘em.
Mother: You don’t want to get arrested for not wearing your boots, do you?

Old Navy, Burnsville Center