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It’s My First Time On The Internet
Redheaded metrosexual to tall guido, from behind: Hey, I thought that was you!
Guido, turning around: Oh hey! Um, how did you recognize me from back there?
Redhead: Oh, I recognized your dad (who is sitting across the table) from your pics on Facebook.
Guido, creeped out: Oh, that’s… um… cool.
Guido’s dad: Haven’t changed a bit have I!?
[seconds later]
Redhead: So, yeah we’re just here for my birthday.
Guido: Oh yeah, that’s right.
Redhead: Huh?
Guido: Oh, I saw it was your birthday on… uh… Facebook.
Redhead, also creeped out: Oh, that’s… um… cool.

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