29th
February
2008
No, Halle Berry Can’t Land Her Triple Salchows
Older guy (pointing at Orpheum Theatre): They had that ice-skating chick there once!
Slightly younger guy: Halle Berry?
Older guy: Naw, it wasn’t her… the white chick!
Slightly younger guy: Jennifer Lopez?
Older guy: Naw… Dorothy Hamill! That’s who it was!
The #6 bus on Hennepin
Overheard by No wait, I think it’s Yao Ming!
