No, I’m Pretty Sure It’s The Minnesotans
Minnesota guy: Looks like the snow stopped. I wonder how the commute home will be.
Southern girl now living in MN: I read that there were lots of accidents this morning.
Minnesota guy: That’s because all these Southerners come up here for the jobs and can’t drive.
Southern girl now living in MN: I’m pretty sure there aren’t enough Southerners up here to be responsible for all the accidents in this morning’s commute.
Minnesota guy: Well, it’s the Arabs, too. You know, snow doesn’t affect them. They drive slow all the time.
Southern girl now living in MN: Um…

60 S. Sixth St. elevators
Overheard by sparklegirl.















