Time To Set More Attainable Goals

Thug#1: Man, it feels good to be out.  I ain’t ever goin’ back to jail!
Thug#2: Yeah.
Thug#1: Did I tell you Jane* called me last night?
Thug#2: No.
Thug#1: I didn’t answer though, I was too high.

Government Center, Minneapolis
Overheard by please go back to jail.


random submission, originally posted 04-10-2008

Oldest Trick In The Book

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Old lady #1: Did you get your hearing back?
Old lady #2: Huh?
Old lady #1: DID YOU GET YOUR HEARING BACK?
Old lady #2 then just walks away

Hopkins senior center
Overheard by overheard perfection.

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