Not Pregnant Girl: Oh, so my period was, like, a day late. I was drawing the water for my suicide bath when I got it.
Not Pregnant Girl’s Friend: How Sylvia Plath of you. Promise me if you ever decide to actually kill yourself you’ll place a copy of the Bell Jar next to your body because I would laugh forever over that.

the cookie aisle of rainbow foods
Overheard by hide all sharp objects.

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