Naive 17 Year old: My boyfriend doesn’t watch porn. He thinks porn is gross.
28 Year Old Co-Worker: Did you ever think that he just says that because he knows what you think and doesn’t want to offend you?
Naive 17 Year old: No. He likes me. He doesn’t need porn.
28 Year Old Co-Worker: Of course he doesn’t need it, but you can’t be around all the time! And you can find just about anything you want in a second online.
Naive 17 Year old: What do you mean?
28 Year Old Co-Worker: Well, porn is limitless. He can find whatever he wants online. Like animal porn…
Naive 17 Year old: *gasps* Gross! Like, two dogs having sex?
*Co-worker shakes his head, gets up and begins doing the dishes*

P.J.s Pizza - St Peter
Overheard by D.R.B.

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