16-year-old referring to her mom: So you know those Victoria Secret Pink training bras? Okay so she was so flat she wore those in COLLEGE. She was so flat that you could even see the bow through her shirt! So then she married my dad and got a boob job.

Wasabi restaurant
Overheard by Sashimi gives me the giggles.

Man whose male dog is being humped by another male dog: Hey! Knock that off! What?! What kind of dog park IS this?! *pause* I thought I was in Uptown for a second.

Egan Dog Park in Plymouth
Overheard by I think his dog liked it.

Thirty something: Yeah, I am afraid of Chipotle, too.

St. Paul skway
Overheard by Model UN.

Teen Girl: (complaining) Why do we have to live in AMERICA?

Barnes and Noble/Burnsville
Overheard by Your ancestors chose it. Deal with it.

Teenage Skater #1: Come here, man.
Teenage Skater #2: No, man. When you punch me in the stomach, I fart!

Macy’s at Rosedale
Overheard by please, not by my register.

Mom to her 2-year-old son (pointing at picture in kiddie bible story book): You know how mommy says ‘Oh, Jesus!’? There he is! Aww, baby Jesus!

northtown applebee’s
Overheard by um, what was that 3rd commandment again?

Four-Year-Old Alone in the Family Room: I have the most wonderful nipples.

Soon to be Far More Interesting Home in Mac/Groveland
Overheard by Curious Mother.