Man: So, you from around here?
Woman: No, I’m from Belgium.
Man: Belgium… that’s in England, right?

Humphrey Terminal

Overheard by So close!

Teen Guy #1: I’m going to Ireland, I can’t wait to see Loch Ness.
Teen Guy #2: That’s SCOTLAND.

National Honor Society Event/Burnsville High School
Overheard by As a general rule, Nessie is non-migratory.

Mom on phone with her kid, who’s apparently being bullied: You tell the teacher! Tell the teacher. But if you’re not gonna tell the teacher, then you BETTER hit him back! Hit him back!

Route 17
Overheard by stop snitchin’!

High school girl on the bus to her high school girl friend:  I have to work for what I have, you, you just get whatever you want no questions asked.  I hate y’all, I’m like Andrew Zimmern.

Rt 53 bus
Overheard by Kevin.