Stumbly girl in the bathroom: I just had a shot of tequila. I need to call my mom and tell her that!

The Library Bar
Overheard by wondering if it brings back memories of childhood for her too.

Short ghetto black man to hipster guy with curly blond hair whose ear he just yanked an earbud out of: Can I walk with you?
Perturbed hipster guy: Um. Sure I guess. It’s a sidewalk (takes earbud from ghetto mans hand and places it back in his ear, walking briskly)
Short ghetto man: SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
Perturbed hipster guy: Um… home.
Short ghetto man: Can I come home with you sometime, baby?
Perturbed hipster guy: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Uptown
Overheard by Three more steps and that little man was a goner.

Teen Girl: I like to say random things when people walk by to see if it winds up on any of those “overheard” sites.
Teen Boy: Isn’t that, like, cheating?
Teen Girl: THERE ARE NO RULES IN “OVERHEARD!!!!!!!”

Avant Garden, Anoka
Overheard by Actually, There Are.

Awkward Teen Guy: No yogurt can escape the reach of my tongue.

Burnsville High School Cafeteria
Overheard by No yogurt is safe.