16th March 2008

They’re Dangerously Cute

Random Guy on the Opposite Side of the Room: Kangaroos are the most dangerous animals in the world.

The Lake Elmo Inn
Overheard by out of all animals, you pick that?

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16th March 2008

Yes

Dancing guy: Brandon, are you wearing make-up?
Brandon: No. Wait, why? Is my mole schmearing?

The Saloon
Overheard by Rock it ’til the Wheels Fall Off.

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16th March 2008

But Tom Cruise Gets To?

Disgruntled Yuppie Man on Cell Phone: Her face was obviously God’s way of preventing her from procreating, but then my brother had to go and hook up with her. We should probably intervene.

Uptown
Overheard by I’d hate to see that face!

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16th March 2008

Stay Strong, Honey

Girl to friend at Forever 21: Remember, there is always H&M. We shouldn’t ever settle for less than we deserve.

Dressing rooms at Forever 21 - Mall of America
Overheard by Deserving of $7 Shirts.

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16th March 2008

I Don’t Have To

College girl to other college girl: He takes THE most homoerotic photos of his friends… but I don’t question his sexuality.

16 Bus
Overheard by Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

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