Ghetto Fabulous Girl approaching two other Urban Youth:  Who are you?
Urban Youth:  I’m Strawberry, this is Nay-Nay.
Ghetto Fabulous Girl:  What are you doing here?
Strawberry (motioning to Nay-Nay):  She shitted herself so she had to go change.
(Nay-Nay stands, mouth agape)
Strawberry:  What?  Girls shit.

Northbound Light Rail
Overheard by Smabbott.

Loud drunk girls get on the bus and sit in the front-most seats. After deliberating over whether “el transfero” is the correct Spanish word for a transfer…
St. Patty’s Day Princess: I need lipstick now! PEOPLE ARE STARING AT ME.
Friend: That’s not why people are staring at you.

Bus from Downtown St. Paul to MoA
Overheard by ORLY.

Middle aged man to his lady friend: This reminds me of the good old days. Remember? When Steve would go running off to the bathroom all fast?

Panda Buffet, St. Louis Park
Overheard by ihatehicks666.

Yappy Blonde:  Why would a beer bong smell like pot?

Light Rail from MOA
Overheard by I can’t even imagine…

Preschool boy: Why is today St. Patrick’s day?
Daddy: Because God doesn’t like us getting drunk on Sundays.

Downtown St. Paul
Overheard by …but he’s okay with it any other day of the week.