Sparkle-y 15 yr old girl:  Krissy, I’m so glad I’m not you.
Krissy:  Why?
15 yr old girl:  Because, you’re like, so lonely and stuff.  And you’re sad all the time.
Krissy, staring down at her frozen yogurt: Yeah.
One of the girls’ moms:  Girls, you wanna head over to Claires?
15 yr old girl:  Yeah!  I wanna get some new eyeshadow.  Some that has glitter in it.
Krissy:  Yeah.  Me too, I guess.

MoA foodcourt
Overheard by She can put glitter on her eyelids, but she can’t put glitter into her soul.

Guy to girl describing the female condom: You ever use one of those? It sounds like a raccoon trying to get out of a plastic bag.

46th and Hiawatha Walgreens
Overheard by How do you know what that sounds like?

Drunk Girl #1:  *tastes her Vodka Cranberry* This doesn’t even taste like it has vodka in it, dude.  Is this just cranberry juice?
Drunk Girl #2: *tastes it*  Weird!  I can’t taste it either.  Maybe we’re drunk.

The Library Bar, Dinkytown
Overheard by Lil.

Guy to friend: Whatever happens in a hotel stays in a hotel. But whatever happens in Job Corps does NOT stay in Job Corps.

Nicollet Mall

Lane Bryant worker:  Can I help you find something?
Middle-aged Ghetto Woman: Yeah, I’m looking for something that lifts, separates, shapes… all that shit!

Lane Bryant, MOA
Overheard by TMI.

Mid-20s Man on cell phone: Oh, ya know what? I was gonna go shoot some guns this week if you wanna do that, too.

Target
Overheard by Thanks, but I’m busy.