Boy: Oh my god, boobs are awesome.
Girl: Hey! Watch your mouth.
Boy: What?? Boobs is NOT a bad word, I mean they say it on Nickelodeon ALL the time.

Super America - Eagan
Overheard by I say boob, you say breast.

Dad scolding daughter when she shows him her finished homework: If you do extra credit I’m proud of you, but if you just get your regular stuff done, nothing. That’s like being complimented for getting out of bed everyday. No. That’s just what you’re supposed to do.

Minneapolis Theater Box Office
Overheard by Coco.

Community Education Teacher:  We eat more burgers in this country than there are cows on the moon.

Edina Community Education Class
Overheard by me.