Man on phone: Don’t worry, no one is going to die.

USbank
Overheard by good to know…

Drunk guy in bar: SO I’M A RAPIST!

Station 4
Overheard by Not walking to my car by myself tonight.

14 year old girl who is clearly trying too hard with clothes, hair, makeup: I need some stuff that makes your teeth really white.
Friend (also trying too hard): You mean brushing your teeth?

Target
Overheard by: although..that would be a good place to start.

Middle-aged businessman: The bomb sniffing dogs are at the briefcase right now.

Sixth St. and 2nd Ave., Downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by uh, what building is this at?