[Man opens window on bus.]
Old lady [instantly and firmly]: Sir, would you close your window, please. There’s air coming in.
[Man looks at her in disbelief, then closes his window.]

Eastbound 54 bus, West Seventh Street, St. Paul
Overheard by Yes, it probably hadn’t occurred to him that opening his window would LET AIR IN.

Guy #1: I don’t know… aren’t those parties just a bunch of sex-fests?
Guy #2: What? No, no. Well yeah, everybody is just trying to have a good time.

University Campus
Overheard by Yozetty.

Ghetto Girl #1 (eyeing a book in a bag her friend is holding, looks disgusted): That ain’t a book, is it?! (rips book from bag, flips quickly through it without looking at cover, appalled, as if she’s never seen a book before)
Ghetto Girl #2 looks down, ashamed.
Ghetto Girl: You ain’t gonna READ it, is you?!

MOA bus stop
Overheard by an English major.