Loud little boy at the end of the Easter service after the pastor dismissed everyone: YAY! School is over!

Berean Baptist Church, Burnsville
Overheard by HA, that’s awesome!

Spaced-out case manager helping client apply for Social Security: So this question here asks you to describe your daily routine in the morning. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Brush your teeth?
Client: I ain’t got no teeth. I smoke a ciggie.
Case manager: Oh, that’s right. *begins to write* I smoke a cigarette when I get up in the morning…

Office in Minneapolis - Next cube over
Overheard by Gotta love social services.

Six-year-old girl: Mom, when is this stupid bus coming? If it doesn’t come soon, I’m going to have to talk to the manager!

46th St. Station
Overheard by where did she get that from?

Teenage girl: I ain’t a fuckin’ alcoholic. An alcoholic is someone who… man, fuck you, I ain’t even been drunk in a fuckin’ week, fuck.

the 19
Overheard by why are you slurring?

Bus Driver: An autistic kid got lost in the forest. His parents just didn’t watch him for a second, and bam, he disappeared. It took them three days to find him, and he was still alive! A happy ending. I think that happened.
Woman: When?
Bus Driver: I dont know, sometime. I think it happened.

6 Line going south on Hennepin
Overheard by Shaheen.

Teacher: How DO you solve your problems without violence?

Burnsville High School
Overheard by Good question.

Guy on cellphone: But goddamn Ponce de Leon.  You know what I mean?

Outside 331 club
Overheard by swift passerby.

Woman walking out of stall: I just want to say that whatever that is on the toilet seat, it was not me!

Unisex Restroom at the Independent
Overheard by wash your hands and enjoy the anonymity.