Drunk guy talking a little too loudly to his friend at the bar: Man, I can’t WAIT to go to your funeral!

Hoggsbreath - Roseville
Overheard by it should be a smashing good time.

Metal dude: Jennifer Connelly can control male insects with her mind.

the anth lounge - U of M
Overheard by glad i’m not a male insect…

Girl to boyfriend: Every time I talk to you, you’re eating a TV dinner.

Cub Foods, Bloomington
Overheard by Good observation.