Lady #1:  What you say?
Lady #2, pushing stroller, very deliberately:  I SAID… I’d cut that bitch with a spoon.
Lady #1:  Uh huh.

Pizza Hut in downtown Minneapolis Target
Overheard by staying away from the cutlery section.

Mom: Your father’s at work.  I left work early because my back hurts very, very much.
Enthusiastic 4 year old son: Yes!

Skyway
Overheard by Not that mean as a kid.

Loud middle aged woman: And I asked him ‘where is it?’ and he was like ‘in your uterus!’ and I was like, *distraught sigh*

Refrigerated area of DT Target
Overheard by awe.

Woman who looks like she’s seen better days #1: Have you ever tried donating plasma before?
Woman who looks like she’s seen better days #2: No.
Woman who looks like she’s seen better days #1: No? I’ve tried before, but I was crazy then, and my iron was low.

Eastbound 21, Lake Street
Overheard by Plasma-donor’s double whammy.