Punk woman #1, carrying huge box of tampons: Uhh, I hate spending money!
Punk woman #2: Me too.
Punk woman #1: Yeah, I wish we lived in Russia.  They’re communist.
Punk woman #2: Communism is actually a good system.
Punk woman #1: At least they don’t make you pay for TAMPONS!

Target by Knollwood
Overheard by a man who doesn’t have to pay for tampons.

Girl in cubicle: I’ve been rubbing that thing all day. I’m afraid I’m going to rub a hole in it!

The office in Lakeville
Overheard by Cupcake Helper Man.

Dim 40-Something: Air-reb-snah.
Guy Pretending to Work: What?
Dim 40-Something: Your name backwards is Air-reb-snah.
Guy Pretending to Work: I pronounce it Eee-reb-snah, the ‘k’ is silent.
Dim 40-Something (in wonder): Wha? (silence… coming to a realization) There is no ‘k’.
Guy Pretending to Work: I know.

Hopkins Cubicle Farm
Overheard by putting up with this on a Friday afternoon.

Naive Print Coordinator on the phone: I didn’t touch it after I did it with you the other day. No, I didn’t get samples. I have no idea, but it’s gotta be on top.

over the cube wall 50 S. 10th St.
Overheard by Mind in the Gutter.

One Coffee shop attendant to another: Hey, I don’t want to go in any deeper, just brace your self on that ledge there.

Overflow Espresso Cafe
Overheard by Paul Escalante.

Crazy man, at the top of his voice as he boards quiet bus: Repent! Repent all ye sinners and turn to the Lord Jesus Christ! Today is the day to repent! Today is the day to turn to Jesus! Repent! Repent! *begins handing out tracts*
Extremely small lesbian in front row: GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE!!!!
6 year old girl: What did that lady say?
Her mother: She didn’t want to take one, honey.

14A bus
Overheard by Haddayr Copley-Woods.