Man: Men gotta piss all the time.

March 16th Springsteen concert, Xcel Center.
Overheard by no we don’t, get your prostate checked.

Girl #1: You look tanner. Did you go tanning again?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: Tanning is bad for you. Didn’t the doctors just have to biopsy your mole?
Girl #2: Whatever. It doesn’t matter. I refuse to have cancer.

u of m living establishments
Overheard by and then she was CURED by the power of optimism.

Older woman (to cashier at Kohl’s): I got the runs.
Cashier looks confused.
Older woman: I got the runs, you know, diarrhea!

Kohl’s Eden Prairie
Overheard by TMI.

Guy #1 to Guy #2: So, I have a date with her this Saturday. We’re going to the Olive Garden, she wants me to dress nice.
Guy #2: I can’t believe all these girls want to dress up to go to the Olive Garden.  It’s nothing more than an Italian Perkins.

bus #16
Overheard by but it has a nice salad bar.

One teenage girl is telling her friends about her grandfather’s motorcycle trip to Alaska
Friend: How did he get there? Is there a bridge to Alaska?
Teenage Girl: Yeah, its called Canada.

Eden Prairie High School English classroom
Overheard by our tax dollars hard at work.

Open-Minded Woman: We all ignore Velveeta because we grew up with it; it’s like we don’t even think about it anymore.
Unfortunate friend:  Yeah.
Open-Minded Woman:  I mean, if Velveeta were something from some other society I think we would all look at it as something special.

Skyway between Macy’s/IDS
Overheard by Re-thinking Velveeta.