12 year old boy: It’d be much cooler if the dolphin would jump through a ring of fire.

MN Zoo
Overheard by It’s  the zoo, not the circus.

Little Kid: Where’s daddy?
Frustrated Mom: He’s sitting down in front because he doesn’t know how to listen or follow the rules.

MN Zoo
Overheard by HA! Awesome.

Ghetto thug teen #1 leaving “21″: Man, that was a good movie.
Ghetto thug teen #2: Shit yo, let’s go learn us some math.
Ghetto thug teen #3: I gots-to start payin’ attention in that class.

Roseville movie theater
Overheard by wondering if they’ll apply to MIT to learn to count cards.

Girl #1:  Giiiiiiirl, you know I got pregnant again.
Girl #2:  Who the daddy be?
Girl #1:  You know that Asian boy I always be with at John’s* parties?
Girl #2:  That baby be cute, be like a little Tiger Woods blackanasian baby, but girl, you know you got to get an abortion.
Girl #1:  Nah, my momma says she help me take care of this one.

in line at a the Block E Movie Theater downtown Minneapolis
Overheard by Joseph Howell.

Guy walking into Local Motion: So I just check my penis at the door then?
Passerby: Yup!

Local Motion - Uptown
Overheard by Revert.

Guy #1: Now that I know she was f—ing the prof, it makes you wonder, what about that other class we had together? Was she f—ing that prof too?
Guy #2: How do you know they were f—ing?
Guy #1:: Well, I saw them walking together. What else would they be doing?

u of m west bank
Overheard by a logical conclusion indeed.

Grandma to 2 year old: Grandma just had a full-flavored cigarette, very full-flavored. Too bad you couldn’t come with me.

Uptown VFW