Spaced-out case manager helping client apply for Social Security: So this question here asks you to describe your daily routine in the morning. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up? Brush your teeth?
Client: I ain’t got no teeth. I smoke a ciggie.
Case manager: Oh, that’s right. *begins to write* I smoke a cigarette when I get up in the morning…

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