Crazy man, at the top of his voice as he boards quiet bus: Repent! Repent all ye sinners and turn to the Lord Jesus Christ! Today is the day to repent! Today is the day to turn to Jesus! Repent! Repent! *begins handing out tracts*
Extremely small lesbian in front row: GET THAT SHIT OUTTA MY FACE!!!!
6 year old girl: What did that lady say?
Her mother: She didn’t want to take one, honey.

14A bus
Overheard by Haddayr Copley-Woods.

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