Chaperone to kindergartener on field trip bus: Why are you crying, honey?
Kindergartener: Because I don’t want to sit with my mom!
Chaperone: You… you don’t want to sit with your mom? Why not?
Kindergartener: Because she’s fat and everyone will laugh at me!
Fat mom: I am wasting my time, I don’t know why I came here, I am wasting my time.

Returning from trip to Children’s Museum, St. Paul
Overheard by That’s a sorry-I-asked if ever I heard one.

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